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Hey there!  If you’re reading this, it’s because you saw my lecture, so CONGRATULATIONS!  You survived all those penis jokes.

Keep in mind that this lecture will continue to grow and evolve so please:

DON’T share with anybody else

DON’T print copies for anybody but yourself


DEFINITELY DON’T share this link or upload this anywhere else on the Internet.

However, DO feel free to spread the lessons you’ve learned because it just might help make magic a little less terrible.

In other words… this is being provided to you solely as a fun bonus of sitting through my yammering, so just keep it between us gals, okay?

In love and magic and some other third thing,




P.S. Penis

P.P.S. Sorry had to do it.

P.P.P.S. Penis again.

P.P.P.P.S. Not sorry that time.

P.E.N.I.S. Okay, one more time.

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